At Hains Pt. yesterday, city cops ticketed defeated candidate Mayor Adrian Fenty for running a stop sign.
During his run.
as usual very funny and witty.
In related news, Adrian Fenty is declared the winner of the REPUBLICAN primary. This actually happened. He won because of write-in votes. But he declined to accept the nomination so we won't see a Fenty-Gray rematch in Nov. Would have been interesting political theater.
Actually, Fenty was originally tied in the DC race for the Republican nomination. But of the two ballots cast, the one for Fenty was ruled invalid...
...Mayor Fenty could also run as a Green Party candidate. But his placement of a heater in the Hains Pt. pool may have contributed to global climate disruption. He could make amends by pledging not to turn the new Penn Ave bike lanes into HOT lanes.
"DCT: We're tripartisan!"
All things being equal, I'd rather see a triathlete in office than someone who isn't a triathlete. Hey, I'm biased.
Can't we define "tripartisan" that way? The ultimate goal being a complete takeover of every level of government by triathletes. LOL