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“Sh-t Triathletes (from the DC Tri Club) Say”
CREATED: 01/29/12 by mosered REPLIES: 7
mosered's ravatar mosered    JOINED: 2/28/09    POSTS: 1793
“Sh-t Triathletes (from the DC Tri Club) Say”
POSTED: 1/29/12 7:44 AM

Here's some. Add your own if you like:


Damn! I got shut out of the Undie Run!
Thank God! I got shut out of the Hot Chocolate 15K!

Let's rent a house together and do TimberMan!

What a waste of time going to the Wilson pool tonight—it was set up for 25 meters!

Is is true Sarah Thorpe is related to Ian Thorpe?

The Catholic U pool has so much chlorine!
The Washington-Lee pool was so crowded!
The Marie Reed pool is so small!
The Eastern Market pool switched over to short-course; it was like a washing machine in there!
National Harbor was so choppy!
Sandy Point was freezing!
Sandy Point has jellyfish!?

Why do they close the gates at the entrances to Hains Point?
Why do they have gates at Hains Point?

That Hot Chocolate race was a real clusterf-ck.

What the heck is PeasantMan?
Who is that Tuan guy anyway?

The Nation’s bike course had so many potholes and sharp turns!
The Washington, DC Tri’s bike course was so crowded!
I hate how the run course gets close to then veers away from the finish line—that’s mental torture!

They should put a cap on the number of triathletes in this race.

It’s so cool to run past the Monuments at night.

How many months do I have to wait for my club gear to arrive?

I’m just doing EagleMan as a workout.
I’m never doing EagleMan again!
I just signed up for EagleMan!
I need to buy a tri bike for EagleMan--it's flat and windy!
EagleMan was 95 degrees—I’m glad I did the Bay Swim instead!
I just got into the Bay Swim on a lottery slot!
The Bay Swim is so expensive!
The Bay Swim doesn’t give refunds!?
I’m just doing the fun 1 miler at Bay Swim.

Do you get sick from swimming in the Potomac?
We never swim in the Anacostia, do we?

The Mt. Vernon trail is too crowded on the weekends.

Columbia is so hilly!
Columbia’s not that hilly after you’ve done SavageMan.
SavageMan’s not that hilly after Mountains of Misery.
Mountains of Misery's not that hilly after Grand Fondo.
I bonked on SavageMan’s run—after that mountain ride my legs were shelled.

The Kinetic Half comes so early in the season—I’m never in shape for it.
Cherry Blossom comes so early in the season--I'm never in shape for it.
Cozumel comes so late in the season--you have to train while everyone else is chilling.

I just got a government job—now I’ll have time to train for my IronMan.

DC has great bike routes.
The DC region has so few lakes.

The chicks in this club are so fast.

Seagull's the best for your first century--it's flat.
Florida's the best for your first IronMan--it's flat.
Lake Placid is less boring--it's not flat.
I use Gator tires--in case I get a flat.

The Annapolis 10 Miler is hot and hilly, but it gives out great schwaag.

Hains Point has a swimming pool!?

There sure are a lot of lawyers in this club.

We must have burned 2,000 calories during that workout: Let's go to Chipotles!
I wish Qdoba provided post-race food for every tri.
I wish they had Georgetown Cupcakes after every race.

Maybe I’ll join Clarendon Crossfit.

Is it OneWave or WaveOne?
Is it Conte's or Freshbikes?

Where's Lake McDonnell?

What’s a bricnic again?

abbyjs's ravatar abbyjs    JOINED: 4/7/09    POSTS: 699
RE: “Sh-t Triathletes (from the DC Tri Club) Say”
POSTED: 1/29/12 8:46 AM

Ed,
Well done. So hilarious. My legs are shelled. I'm wearing compression socks today, because they help with my recovery.

Another thought or two:

Eastern Market pool is too warm!

What time are you rolling through GTown?

--Abby

dsgrunning's ravatar dsgrunning    JOINED: 2/28/09    POSTS: 1332
RE: “Sh-t Triathletes (from the DC Tri Club) Say”
POSTED: 1/29/12 10:24 AM

The Sandy Point Park Rangers are sure helpful
How come I can't post in the NTP forum?

The Park Police were giving out autographs at Hains Point today
How come I can't post in the NTP forum?

Winter: It's going to be 50 degrees tomorrow, awesome riding weather.
Fall: It's going to be 50 degrees tomorrow, too freaken cold to ride.
How come I can't post in the NTP forum?

Hains Point was damn windy today.
How come I can't post in the NTP forum?

Piece Mill run still on?
How come I can't post in the NTP forum?

When does the Sunday Bike Ride with the Vertical Swimmer start up again?
How come I can't post in the NTP forum?

I got my bike stolen from the Hains Point pool today.
How come I can't post in the NTP forum?

Tuan

morunner66's ravatar morunner66    JOINED: 2/28/09    POSTS: 713
RE: “Sh-t Triathletes (from the DC Tri Club) Say”
POSTED: 1/30/12 9:11 AM

Monday:
My legs are still trashed from Ron's Saturday spin session.

Columbia Tri:
If Vig could figure out how to make the swim up hill, he would.

bcfrank's ravatar bcfrank    JOINED: 3/23/09    POSTS: 983
RE: “Sh-t Triathletes (from the DC Tri Club) Say”
POSTED: 1/30/12 9:14 AM

Is there going to be alcohol there?

bad ford's ravatar bad ford    JOINED: 2/28/09    POSTS: 185
RE: “Sh-t Triathletes (from the DC Tri Club) Say”
POSTED: 1/30/12 3:28 PM

Ironman just isn't long enough anymore. Anyone up for an ultra?

legalmoose's ravatar legalmoose    JOINED: 2/28/09    POSTS: 222
RE: “Sh-t Triathletes (from the DC Tri Club) Say”
POSTED: 2/01/12 7:54 AM

Isn't there a happy hour this week?

Luke's ravatar Luke    JOINED: 11/28/10    POSTS: 375
RE: “Sh-t Triathletes (from the DC Tri Club) Say”
POSTED: 3/05/12 3:43 PM

SH*T NOBODY IN DC TRICLUB SAYS:

-You think Fresh Bikes will mind if I skip the food and beer after Tuesday night’s ride?
-Speedos look awesome on you!
-I miss steel frame bikes
-That Rocketts Landing course deserves to host club regionals
-I completely understand the USAT ranking system
-mmm… Potomac River water
-Hey… does anyone know how I can add time to my transitions?
-I just wish there were more walkers and tourists at Hains Point
-Pacers sucks
-I miss Snowmaggeddon
-Hey, please keep talking about your splits
-I’m so glad I ate six chaloopas the night before the race
-This race has got too… many… portajohns
-I just get the best deal on race entries!
-I miss the Hot Chocolate 15K
-I’m hoping they move the 6am start time up
-I miss the mandatory pre-race briefings
-The Nations Tri transition area is tiny
-Please borrow my bike
-I’m thinking about ditching my race bike so I can use Capital BikeShare
-We should move the race to Suitland!
-These Hains Point races are all so different
-I’ve never seen this Cervelo P2 at anyone else’s apartment
-Columbia is nothing without the heat
-Could you please keep drafting off of me?
-I’ve been dying to hear more about your Zipps
-I could really go for a green banana or rock hard bagel after the race
-Yay, Active.com charges!
-Yes, penalty!
-Stress Fracture!
-Woohoo! Flat!
-mmm… GU!


-Luke

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