It has recently come to my attention that another Wes has joined DC Tri. What gives? Who is this guy? I was told with my initial membership that I would be the only Wes to ever hold an active membership with this illustrious guild. I demand answers from the Board, immediately.
I'm as upset about it as you are Wes 1.0. When I joined the club I was assured there would be no Wes' allowed in the club. I was obviously lied to.
The board carefully considered your recent behavior towards one of our most loved members and decided to rescind the promise.
Brady started it.
Wes 2.0 is actually wicked fast. Dude can climb hills like a mountain goat.