My boss saw this on the Food Network last night:
"Have you ever wanted to eat an order of bacon cheese fries and then run 2 miles to watch your teammate inhale a chili-dog? Then the DOUGHMAN is the event for you!
The DOUGHMAN is the world's premier Team Relay Quadrathlon - combining competitive eating with a traditional triathlon."
Eat, Bike, Run, Swim. Costumes encouraged. 'Nuff said. Next year's event is May 29, 2010. I think DC Tri needs at LEAST a few teams in the competition.