I've got an unopened 32GB iPad Air for sale (black, wifi), which retails for $599+ tax. (http://store.apple.com/us/buy-ipad/ipad-air)
I'll give it to you for $550!
Takers? kctest (at) gmail (dot) com
Is it aero?
-Andy Sovonick of Gaithersburg
If you strap it to your handlebars with a lot of duct tape and lean on it... probably?