The PeasantMan Annual Happy Hour/Packet Pickup is officially on!
Outside of the Kona viewing party, this is the largest annual gathering of DCTri folks in one locale. Come meet your future brother husband/sister wife, while all liquored up. But there’s more …. 8×10 autographed pictures of the Freshest Prince of Saigon will also be given out as a prize. Accept the invite so that we know how much free holy water to give out.
We normally attract about 100 DCTri triathletes to this event. Folks come to pickup the PeasantMan race packet, get liquored up, socialize, and indulge in all kinds of sins, in the Sin Capital of the DMZ … Clarendon, where virgins exist only in theory. It’s Thursday, May 3, 2018 at Whitlow’s.
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